David's Small Wet Sandwiches

  • Submitted on time! Aug 16, 2020

They’re never dry or big.

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Would you buy David's Small Wet Sandwiches?


Z August 31, 2020 6:35pm

When D’SWSs inevitably wins a CLIO this year, I think you should have the snare hit at 1:39 come up on stage to accept the award.

Ryan August 31, 2020 6:45pm

“And the award for comment of the year goes to…” — Miss Clio

Z August 31, 2020 10:38pm


Sam Pearce August 26, 2020 1:29am

Undecided, but I would totally pay for this song.

Z August 31, 2020 10:41pm


Ben August 19, 2020 4:50pm (edited)

It’s amazing that David is able to afford a 2 minute spot. So baller.

Ben August 19, 2020 4:52pm

Small sandwiches; long ass jingle.

Ben August 19, 2020 4:55pm (edited)

Also, to be totally honest, growing up, i literally always thought the sandwiches i got packed in my lunchbox were too big and too dry. It made me hate sandwiches for years.

Ironically, these large, dry sandwiches were often prepared by my dad, David.

Ryan August 27, 2020 1:52pm

I thought about cutting the outro and then decided that a brand like David’s would put everything they have into their jingle.

nick August 17, 2020 2:46pm

just keep pokin’ those numbers. very strong piece, very strong concept. very good opportunity for merch.

Ryan August 18, 2020 12:39pm

Waiting on your hoodie design. Thanks.

juliapiker August 17, 2020 1:59pm

I can’t get this out of my head.

love the word play wet/dry, small/big

this is so so good

Ryan August 17, 2020 2:03pm

Thank you. Please let me know if you would like to help fund my (David’s) start-up.

peter August 19, 2020 9:19am

@@nick was singing this first thing this morning, but it was already in my head

Ryan August 19, 2020 9:43am

@@peter wrote this, I would say, 99% for you.

skstoxdale August 16, 2020 10:09pm

I’m noticing that many people are advertising wet foods. And it’s exciting.

nick August 17, 2020 1:52pm

yeah cheers to that

Ryan August 17, 2020 2:11pm

Yeah wow. Some wetness, some daddies and caddies. Some ~synchronization~.

daeclan August 16, 2020 9:40pm

this is an anthem. those harmonies. small and wet. lovely.

Ryan August 17, 2020 1:59pm

Been fucking waiting for my pop punk youth to show up with an anthem that my heart could sing for the rest of my life.

alechutson August 16, 2020 9:37pm

I am blown away. Fuck

alechutson August 16, 2020 9:37pm

It’s…. It’s perfect

Ryan August 17, 2020 2:00pm

*bows respectfully*

kurds August 16, 2020 9:30pm

I want to fckin mosh and slip a small wet one in. Sweet horns and guitar licks. You sold me.

Ryan August 17, 2020 2:01pm

I was moshing by myself making this. Ever think about how ravioli are small wet sandwiches? This is the sort of realization that truly digging into oneself can unearth.