• Submitted on time! Aug 16, 2020

my old computer is in the shop rn and my ableton live key didn’t make the migration.

i couldn’t *not* share this juicy riff tho, and Peter (the author of this here Jingle challenge) encouraged me, saying, “if compy is holding ya back, a voice memo is a great way to go!”


and this my friends is that, a voice memo. an idea. a glimmer in the scale of a large fish that i was unable to catch but doggone it, i try here to describe its shape and majesty. close your eyes, before you click play, and imagine that i am dressed in a short sleeved leather jacket, a backwards hat, and a look in my face like “hey you don’t wanna mess with me”




i’m sick of havin dry eggs,
i’m sick of havin’ dry eggs,
i neeed some wet eggs,
i need dat wet egg,

i go to weteggs.com,
i fulfill my needs,

i get a bunch of eggs,
they’re wet as can be.



talkin ’bout


Looking for feedback on



Z August 31, 2020 6:39pm

i fulfill my needs,

^^great merch opp

Ben August 19, 2020 5:00pm

Guess i didnt get cc’d on the Wet Foods Memo? Here I am writing jingles about protecting people from the inconveniences of wet ice cream and you and Ryan are over here openly celebrating wetness in foods. I feel foolish.

Great work on this.

I need dat WET EGG.

nick August 18, 2020 10:17am

comin back for more, fyi.

juliapiker August 17, 2020 1:59pm

this is an INCREDIBLE demo.

there’s a lot of wetness this week and I sure do like it.

Ryan August 17, 2020 1:58pm

“Post-rock” fuck yeah.

Let me know if you ever want to make an extra wet extra small egg sandwich.

nick August 17, 2020 1:54pm

such dedication. raw. powerful. just the way a jingle should be.

kurds August 16, 2020 9:33pm

What up, Daeclan, long time! You coordinate with wet sandwich man? That’s a whole wet snack right there. Reminds me of the dudes who would try and sell stuff on the subway, very compelling case.

Ryan August 17, 2020 1:49pm

I wish. It’s my dream to collab with Dec on a wet track concerning wetness.