Cone Caddy™

  • Submitted on time! Aug 13, 2020

Inspired by a true incident of melted ice cream. THERE’S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY.


Got a drippin’ melty cone, daddy?

Cone Caddy! today.

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I assume some people used to tape episodes of Jeopardy on VHS. Weird, but that's totally fine. I love Jeopardy. Does this sound enough like it was produced entirely in the company's North or South Shore office in 1995 with a consumer-grade camcorder, a nephew who knew how to use Avid and was willing to work for free, a box of Joe, and the company owner who insisted he star in the ad, but isn't a strong reader? Going for the VHS kept in a box in a non-climate-controlled environment and recovered a quarter century later vibe.


Z August 31, 2020 6:42pm

Damn Ben perfect production take! I felt like I was back in MA in ’95!

peter August 26, 2020 10:37am (edited)

ben been on the head

Ben August 27, 2020 11:04am

cone caddy been on the cone

peter August 27, 2020 2:02pm


skstoxdale August 21, 2020 6:37pm

This is truly spectacular and also extremely catchy. If I could get a cone caddy, I would, because I’ve been humming this tune all over the place. Is the correct phrasing “gotta dip bip dop dip cone caddy”? Just wanna make sure I’m getting it right.

summah is truly here

Ben August 27, 2020 11:06am

🎶 Got a drippin’ melty coooone, daddy! 🥁 Cone Caddy, Today!

alechutson August 18, 2020 12:35pm

From our family to yours! Don’t know why but this reminds me of bowling

Ben August 19, 2020 5:17pm

Yeah, it does. Why tho?

juliapiker August 17, 2020 1:57pm

everything about this. your voice. the product. it’s effective, haunting, DAUNTING, just everything I want in a jingle.

Ben August 19, 2020 5:17pm

Call today!

nick August 17, 2020 1:41pm

just totally incredible

nick August 17, 2020 1:45pm


Ben August 19, 2020 5:19pm

transportive… to Route 1 The Automile in Norwood in 1996, hopefully.

Ryan August 17, 2020 8:58am

Dude. The hook and the drums are soooo good. Dying.

nick August 18, 2020 10:12am

hahahaha cant stop laughing

Ben August 27, 2020 11:08am


daeclan August 16, 2020 9:52pm (edited)

outstanding work. i can feels the black, warm plastic of the vhs cassette when i listen to this. also, my good buddy’s last name is cone and i’d def scoop him a cone daddy.

Ben August 19, 2020 5:20pm

Oh for sure. A free Cone Caddy for the Cone Daddy.

peter August 16, 2020 9:31pm


peter August 17, 2020 1:51pm

the last drum fill vaults straight out of the mix right into my backyard

Ben August 19, 2020 5:22pm

Chrisophah Kokorus, and his family, are flatted to hear that.

kurds August 16, 2020 9:19pm

Holy shit. Is this you speaking?! I feel like I was transported back in time. The vibe is PERFECT. Also, I admire your dedication to the prompt by changing your picture.

kurds August 16, 2020 9:47pm

Definitely reminds me of all the local ads on tv when I lived in Quincy.

Ben August 19, 2020 5:21pm

It is me speaking! With one of my favorite varieties of Boston accent. And some messing around with pitch and formants.